Do you ever ask yourself "How do geldings' faces get so bunged up?" Here is a visual answer. Note that it does not address the question of "Why?" Since Cody's been on the injured reserve, there's been a lot of action in the Boy's Corner - even if he doesn't play, he seems to inspire Nabi and Zeph - so maybe there should be a Great Gelding theory to match the Great Man theory of history.